As adult amateurs we know what we like and when we find a product that fits us [pun intended] and our lives in almost every way, we become über loyal customers and cross our fingers that they never stop making it. One such product for many adult amateurs is the beloved Tailored Sportsman breeches. From their quality and rainbow color selection to their sizes and length options, how can you not love them?!
Here's a little ode to my Tailored Sportsman breeches...
You fit so lovely, and feel so comfy,
Even after 12 hours at the barn.
I abuse you to no end -
With sweat, horse snot, and dirt.
But every time I wash you,
your colors are still alert.
I wish I could wear you all the time,
even when I’m working - I think it would be fine.
That way I could spend all my money
on these TS breeches that are as sweet as honey.
I would wear them in my sleep;
I would wear them out to eat.
I could wear them to a movie.
I think it would be pretty groovy.
However, I cannot,
mainly because it would seem too weird.
To appear everywhere
constantly wearing you.
That won’t stop me though,
from dreaming in my head.
A day where all I own
are Tailored Sportsman Breeches in every color tone.